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Monday, February 21, 2005
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I've never felt worse before.
(ok i have but this is one way i get everyone to sit up and listen)
I am evaporating.
If you look really hard, you can see ZY melt into a puddle of liquid and then vapourising and finally turning into the most menacing and unhappy cumulozhengyi clouds.
To all my overseas friends, don't come back. Seriously. Don't. I would stick on a pair of wings and fly over if i could.
It's NEVER been SO BAD. NEVER. NEVER EVER. NEVER EVER DEVIL in my whole goddamned 20 years of (RELATIVELY) freezing cold life.
It's FUCKING hot. Yes. Once again, Mr. F found his way into my little typing fingers. Its for E-M-P-H-A-S-I-S.
I feel terrible. I really do. I feel like i'm running a temperature (of prob 42) over and over again. I'm burning up from my tummy to my insides. I can feel heat from my eyelids when i blink , my lips are revlon + maybelline blood red , cracking at the borders, my skin feels warm and smooth at the same time. My perspiration screams for release in my pores but refuses to come out (prob cos its so freaking hot out here) , my head's throbbing as if he was a heart of a nervous firsttimer on the bed, my joints ache, my will surrenders as i slowly take irreversible steps towards my final destination : being roasted alive.
Why? WHY? WHY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Has the ozone layer decided that it was actually a snake and started to shed skin?
Has the lava beneath our tectonic plates seeped to the surface?
Has Hou Yi decided to kiss and make up with Whoever-It-Is and return all the 9 suns to the World?
I am dying. And why on earth are there people still jogging? Have they lost their MINDS? Do they feel no responsibility for their own LIVES? Any sane person would be running off to the nearest airconditioned place , or jump into a pool or killing himself if they can't do either of the above two.
Why ? Is it just singapore? Has the Maker decided to punish us for snatching ang pows from Cai Shen Ye? Or has North Korea came up with something more lethal than nuclear weapons? I need to book a ticket to Ha Er Bin or Sweden. And its ONLY FEBRUARY. IF this continues, my parents and i have to sit down and consider migration. I will not tolerate months of each year spent getting through this living hell.
I can't walk because i lost my way in the steams enveloping our little island.
I can't sleep because the wall fan in my bunk only creates hot air motion.
I can't eat because the food is bad.
I can't think because my brain expanded so much its sticking to my skull and my cells are all hardboiled now.
I can't talk because my lips hurt and dry up further if i do.
Sitting in an aircon room at home, after drinking a glass of ginseng water (with herbal tea, Ge3 Gen1 Tang1 and more ginseng water waiting for me), i managed to summon up enough strength to write this blog.
We will all die eventually. Yay.
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