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Saturday, September 11, 2004
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"Quan Cheng Jiao Dian Suo Zai ,
Nian Du Yin Yue Sheng Shi ,
933 2004 933 Jin Qu Jiang!"

i think i seriously can be a star-chaser when i wanna be. I morph into this obiang, ah shu2 teenager with binoculars (yes binocs) hanging on my neck and a camera on a hand which stretches upwards in a desperate attempt to take a photo of celebrities walking in the "Xing Guang Da Dao" (or XGDD-wannabe). Heh. I'm such a shu person i rock.

Anyway, yeah, met zhao n dele yesterday for Jin Qu Jiang. Haha. it's really quite fun. I mean, u've gotta be pretty high la, otherwise u'll jus be like dat stupid Huang Yi Da cum Energy cum Lin JJ fan who sat in front of me dat spent more time sms-ing ppl on her phone den looking at the stage, such a silly girl. But haha, dele and i were having fun mocking her cos she looked like she was gonna kill herself when all her idols lost. I had to keep adele from making comments like " Eeee , ENERGY can't sing! " and " Who's dat yida person? " so dat girl wouldn't be provoked any further. I think she was realli peeved by our endless shouting ("FIR!!!", "SHE!!!", "YANZI!!!!" and even "WANG FEI!!! ") and loud singing ("Shi Nian" , "Superstar" etc etc ) hehe.

Anyway, yeah, realli impressed by Faye Wong, Eason Chen and F.I.R.'s live performance. F.I.R. did quite an impressive "Wo Men De Ai" although the harmonising by Ian could have been a little bit softer. But i think wrong song la. Not high enough. Although we were STILL raising our "FIR" placards but we all thought " Ni De Wei Xiao " would have been better.

Wang Lee Hom was quite a stunner, not only did he sing his " Ni Bu Zai " well with all his usual "ooohh" and "ahhhh" in his Americanised R&B way but his debut for his new song was a crowd-shocker. Everyone was in awe. His keyboard-banging were super but cos i've seen Tori Amos in action with fast fingers, it din realli 'kill' me (check adele, who absolutely died under his good looks and white piano). but it was more for his venture into jazz dat impressed me. First Chinese Pop Singer realli! But i'm afraid it might be miscalculated. i KNOW the chinese pop scene (in singapore at least) is quite resistant to anything besides the 1+1 pop formula (urg, Energy fans taking up 80% of e seats speaks fer itself). But leehom ,well , is leehom after all, added a bit of R&B n rap (somehow the rather risky reaction between a few distinctly different genres reminds me of Yanzi+Mayday's Wang Zi Mian ) But i applaud his efforts and i, for once, think he can PROBABLY make it.


Wang Fei jus rocks? (i dun wanna use Faye cos FIR's lead is FAYE too. mah fun) Not only is she dead chio, she's damned cool and she was in black. And she actually did 'TIAN KONG'! *swoons* I was quite overwhelmed by that song. "Memorrieeesssss" (think Barbara Streisand). And her voice. Best Female Vocalist. No Doubt.
Eason was jus as good really. Although i recognise that Leehom's live was good, but somehow i think doing a ballad like Shi Nian so subtlely and emotionally takes a really top singer. Well, i've always supported him (no single album bought tho.:P)


Anyway, the 3 of us were jus HIGH FAN1 TIAN1. I was really jus letting myself go la. haha. Kept taking oppurtunites when e crowd fell quiet to shout stuff like " SHE (not forgetting to do the "S" in e "aaaSSS" Taiwan way) " and " YANZI ". BIG SMILE. i'm jus a concert person. haha. IT makes me damned high. I shouted so much mi throat swelled and mi face was numb at e end of the entire ceremony.


It was bad enough dat Zhou Chuan Xiong got the Best selling Male Artiste when the ENTIRE ( i mean entire ) audience crowd shouted ZHOU - JIE - LUN when the prize presenter was asking for guesses. I was quite shocked cos i knew no Jie Lun fan club was around but EVERYBODY loves JIELUN. (except adele) haha. Okay la, maybe dey dun love him but dey knew he should have gotten it. ANYWAY. It was quite awkward cos Zhou Chuan Xiong din realli know how to react since he heard us shout jielun instead. But at least he can sing la.
AND ONCE AGAIN. IN A BRITNEY "OOPS, SHE DID IT AGAIN" way.
SUN HO got RIAS Best Selling Female Artiste AGAIN.
F-C-U-K.
E f-word slipped from mi mouth when they annouced the result yesterday, EVEN WHEN adele was beside me and the chances of dat happening are jus bloody low. I started YELLING AND BOOING ( i could see alot of eyes on me from e ppl at e side , lucky i was at e end of a row of seats ). Den when her thank-us (no thanks devil maiden) video was showing, i started screaming " JIAN4 GUI3 LE4 " and dele and zhao were burying their heads under e chair (gan ma la.). WAH LEL. I tell u City Harvest is jus BUILT with her CDS or sth. Wat do they do with all e 200 copies they EACH have? Do they like use it to make wall ornaments or sth? Oh! I know , they use it for cd-scratching! OR MAYBE, they feed piranhas with it! I HATE HER! AARRGHHHH!

forget it.

My darling SHE and Yanzi. Haha. I showed max support for both of them, though i shouted out many other names too for the fun of it. I was jumping out of my seat when they got Best MTV FOR BO SI MAO!!!! WAHHAHHHAHAHA. BO SI MAO jus rocks! SEE! Totally justifies why junjie and i did it 3 times at Kbox! i wanted to dance but aiyah, e crowd not dat high. Although i spotted this really funny guy two rows diagonally in front of me who always stood up for SHE's singing and started jumping in this maniacal way! he's damned funny! hhaha. Firstly his groups of friends cheer and wave their concert stuff for EVERY GROUP! hahah. they rock. like us. Secondly, he is the only one in his group who's like super adrenalin-pumped and jumps like he's on ice or sth. Wo3 Bei4 Zhong1 Ren2. hhaa. SUPERSTAR ROCKED. hahah another thing, stupid ah zhao and adele refused to hold up the "S" and "H" placards (which were the "F" and "I" placards too: on e reverse side) so i had to hold ALL THREE MYSELF. then the 2 of them kept laughing out loud at me, so did quite a bit of the audience behind me. ben dans. wat's wrong w SHE. they rock!

(ooh, i'm watching e telecast of Jin Qu Jiang, hope to hear miself shouting. hahha. den never waste my $40 le)

Energy cannot make it. Their singing is ATROCIOUS. only two of them can pretend they can sing. (think "Speed") But their dancing makes up for it la. Really really good. "Sud kee". haha


Hmm. was quite irritated with people leaving before the ceremony ended! Adele was realli put off, she wants to write in to e Forum. ESPECIALLY SINCE FAYE WONG WAS SINGING. Terrible. If it was yao shan, i can still forgive them but FAYE. (ok dat's besides e point. ) but as i told adele... What can u expect from young Energy fans?

(and why on earth are there so many JJ fans? ridiculous. But at least he's local.)

(YAY! i think our placards MIGHT be visible. awaits.)




9/11/2004 06:21:00 PM

Friday, September 10, 2004
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Yay. i'm back from mi grossly long 3 day 3 night onsite duty. Not that i mind the place but when it drags on, it gets a bit suffocating. Yes. Even with my king coil bed, aircon bunk, shower (with doors...unbelievable) and 10hrs of sleeping time allowance. Dun u love mi unit! I do! *spastic smile* Aniwae. this slot ( we refer to our duty periods as slots ) was the most UNBEARABLE one ever. Not cos i was busy (like e last time: check Blog Entry " The Most Trying Day Of My Life ") but cos i am rashing. Spots. Measles. Pox. Watever u call it. I have NO IDEA why! Somehow mi guess falls between...hmm..... my SuperBigMac Sandwich i made myself (dat explains it. *zhao nods*) for the picnic on monday (i'll update u guys on that in a while) ORRRRR..... creepycrawly bites.

But its very strategically positioned (the pox i mean) on the left half of my body. Really interesting. Left thigh, left ass cheek , left side of tummy and the most badly hit, left hand (i was wondering what u call that part of ur hand which is not ur palm...). Well its sorta like shui3 pao4. Cos when i absolutely CANNOT bear the itch anymore, i jus go mad and start clawing at the pox which starts bursting and little drops of "itchy-water" appear on them. I like to think the water is what makes it so fcuking itchy so when it comes out, my hand wun have to itch anymore. Yes,i jus used fcuk. So u guys know how bad it is. Since 'fuck' is much too vulgar. haha. like it makes a hell of a difference. My hand looks like crap now. It looks like toad skin or the kind of witch's complexion u see in cartoons. I can't bear to look at it. Makes me sick. But the worse part of it all is the itch. I actually WOKE UP in the middle of the night trying to tear my left hand apart with my finger(nail)s! It's really bad. :( (i am entitled to pout now but i still think its gross for me or any guy to pout in fact) But with some Shaolin meditation (i'm realli into the Wu3 Xia2 thingy now cos i'm rererererereading my Jin Yung novels. wheeee!), i managed to curb my urges to touch or RIP my pox. I realli hope it isn't contagious. Or else, sorry dele n zhao (we're going to Jing1 Qu2 Jiang3 tonight! hahahha )

And it doesn't get better, so dun ask me if it does. It jus STAYS around. Yay. like "i'm staying around. lalala. dun ask me if my visa's expiring. lalala. I'll let u know when u wake up one day and i jus *POOF*ed away", shit you, lousy poxxy thing. (u cannot believe how many times i talked to it in the course of mi duty. It's almost traumatising. for u i meant. :) )

Anyway. Yea. WE ARE (gg to JQJ)! Aren't we the shu2-est ppl in e world! Who pays $40 to go watch some lousy Singapore CHINESE music awards?! US! Hahaha. Okay la, i mus admit it's quite in my character to do it but ZHAO AND DELE? haha. too much money. YAY!! SHE! YAY! FIR! YAY! FAYE! And i'm most excited to see YANZI! She better not do Yu Jian but oh well, unless she's willing to let us hear her newest songs in her new album. :P And we're(they are ,actually) making a FIR Placard!! hahaha. SO SHU right! But SHU = HIP nowadays (thanks to jacky wu, taiwan e-scene and junjie's influence) so oh well. I'll let u ppl know how it went.

Yeah. and since i'm on dele n zhao. Haha. e 3 of us (now w/o lau) have been going out so many times this hols (on dele's calendar) dat it's gonna make it A BIT harder to bear when she goes off again. We went for a picnic at West Coast Park ON MONDAY!
haha. damned hip right. I think picnicking, like kite-flying (zhengyi's no.1 activity) is hip. So dun argue.

Well, cos zhao had duty e previous day (sunday) so he got an off day on monday and luck of lucks, his duty was at.... *gasps* MINDEF! SO i met him at bout 9 o'clock , went off to Rail Mall's Cold Storage to meet dele to get our food. Haha. we were all gonna make our OWN sandwiches so we jus shopped for our stuff. Then got watermelon and apples and guava juice. Its much less food as compared to our last! haha. but we were stuffed anyway. So went off to dele's house to prepare n then MOVE OFF!

Wah lel, the sky was "OVERCAST" (i quote dele) and not "PARTLY CLOUDY" as the weather forecast promised. There was no sun. Haha. It looked like some Typhoon Beng Seng was gonna come along and turn WCP upside down. But oh well, was okay la. We had fun running ard, playing w e kiddy stuff like e Rope Pyramid la, Flying Fox la, Balancing Rope la, Spinning kiddy dunno wat disc la. Its sorta more for kids? But well, we're old enuf to THINK we are kids. Took demmed many photos! (i love photo-taking, thanks to zhao's digicam) And then the rain came. And left! In bout less than an hour. We were having our sandwiches while it was raining with my lousy speakers blasting Chinese Old Pop songs from my lousy Mp3 player (sth's wrong with the earphones plug-in-part). Stupid kids were around us but aiya, wat to do, every1 needed shelter so screw that. Anyway... i MUST tell u guys bout THE sandwich (which could have been e freaking reason y i'm rushing but STILL i'm proud of it)

Bread. Butter bread. Mayo the bread. Two slices of roast beef on the bread. 2 slices of tomato. Then rocket salad. Next bread. Butter bread. Mayo bread. 1 cheese slice on bread. 2 slices of roast beef on bread. 2 slices of tomato. Rocket sald. Mustard it. NEXT BREAD. Butter bread. Cheese slice. 2 slices of roast beef. Rocket salad . Mustard it. Finish it off with a buttered,mayoed slice of bread. TADAAAA!!! FOUR LAYERED SANDWICH!!! hahhahahahhahahaa. I rock. Dele and zhao looked either disgusted or amazed ( i can't tell ) when they saw me do it. And when i ate it all up (def. disgusted there. )

Rain stopped and we ran off to walk around and frisbee! I'm bad at stuff like dat la. No reflex. No watever ball / disc / shuttlecock sense. But haha we had fun aniwae. And there's this really cool pose i thought of where i got dele to take a shot of me jumping (in e air) while HOLDING e frisbee where i LOOKED like i made a SUPER CATCH. wahhaha. I rock AGAIN.

Then we sat down for erm a game. A really stupid one cos we could never keep it going. Den we rested. And all of a sudden, a whole bunch of kids were flying kites at e field we were at. So it was all pretty nice. Tried to help this PRC kid fly his but his kite was some faulty lousy thing so it couldn't. But oh well, it was quite fun.

Yeah. picnicking rocks. Here's a pic fer u guys: *big grin, dele's idea and zhao's cam. me jus looking cool. no problem in dat department of cos. OOOH~ and that's our nike tee!!!!!!! ROCKS.*



On SG IDOL :

To Jerry Ong's Fans :

FCUK OFF.

Zheng Yi

WAH LEL~ I'm damned pissed serious. U should see my face when they announced e results. Or actually ALL OUR FACES (my campmates). My campmate took off his boot and threw it at the TV. (heh drama) WAT ON THE FREAKING EARTH? HE can't sing! He looks like HELL! And he's COCKY! (i think) WAT ON THE FREEEEEEEEAKING EARTH IS WRONG WIF THIS PPL? But i dun curse him u see. I curse the ppl who CALLED FOR HIM.

It's people like u shitheads dat pollute the quality of sg idol. And Taufiz's fans too but at least Taufiz could pretend like he could sing. Jerry Ong has got e WORST voice i've heard. On par with Brother Nathaniel and Father Daniel De Cruz. And u can't blame for thinking, " Yep. Church backing. " AND NATURALLY we relate that to.... SUN HO. So i hereby DECLARE HIM A SUN HO NO. 3 ( WHY NO. 3?!?!? Cos he's so bad he can't even sing half as well as her (not dat she can sing)) I'm speculating City Harvest intervention. Gonna DIG HIS ROOTS OUT.

MY POOR BEVERLY AND MAIA..... Cos of ONE (actually 2 but i'm biased against Jerry) WASTED PLACE in the TOP 10, they've gotta fight it out in the WILDCARD round. I thought Beverly was rocking. I was chanting her name (praying. HAH. beat dat Jerriers!) when they were announcing each name dat made it to e wildcard round nxt week. LUCKY SHE DID. OR i'll condemn e show. Letting jerry and taufiz in is prob soem gimmick to get uninvolved audience like me to sms/call. NAH. i might be stupid but i'm poor too. :) ANYWAY. Beverly or Leandra. One of these two HAVE got to make it to top 3. Or SOME1'S DEAD. I dunno who yet. SUN HO maybe. hyuk hyuk. Screwed up show. but i love it.

Oh and on Terrorists. Seriously. I hate u guys. U have successfully instilled fear in me. And bombing the Aussie embassy. I sorta figured this day will come. Aust has been pretty safe despite their alliance. But i think they din kill any foreigners (i thot i heard dat on e news. But aniwae, i curse the bloody intestines of the Terrorists to rot and pox to grow all over their left hand until they itch so badly , they turn berserk and kill their own kind and finally decide to go swim in a pool of molten steel. (i might. seriously. its itching realli badly. in fact, i did scald mi hand on purpose 2 days ago using some freaking boiling water. And mi pox all turned pale with fear. haha. Serious. they turned white. hee)

Egad. No pay rise. But good news. I get mi 5 day work week after all! On top of dat, working hours are only extended half an hour for Mon-Thurs and no extension for Fri. Hurray! I'm so chewing off Hsien Loong's carrot (this might sound a tiny bit obscene if u guys think dirty) but heck. I LOVE U LHL! No la. i dun give a damn. I jus want better life. *spastic grin*

Visited christine monday night too at NUS. Heh. Poor girl. She cooped up in dat tiny hostel room (extension A... a most fanciful name really) with her cans and cups of instant food (all calorie/fat/MSG packed tho) and her goodness-me thick medicine books. Ppl who know her, pls visit her. She's realli sad. hah. No la. She's fine. Still auntie and hysterical but we all love her aniwae. (i know u're reading this,furui bi..*grin* ) And she has never watched a SINGLE EPISODE of FRIENDS in her entire life. ( Hushed whispers ard me gg : " wat? u mean the Morkoniaobianguluswakooians still exist in our planet? " I nod gravely. ) hahhaa. WAH LEL. The first part of the FINAL EPISODE of The FINAL SEASON was e very FIRST episode she watched in her entire life. Shinjirarenai yo, furui bi!


Wah so much for dat pentium 4 CPU i got. It has wat. 128 RAM?!?!? Ridiculous. RIDDICKULOUS!

Okay. i've got to go!

Signing off,
Toadskin :(











9/10/2004 01:08:00 PM