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Saturday, November 08, 2003
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if all of Zheng Yi's crappy bogus ideas ever came true :
1) You've probably visited Zheng Yi's and Jianrong's cafe. All the recepies from Zheng yi's mom and prepared by jianrong.
2) You've probably seen and liked Zheng Yi's well-mannered, disciplined yet super-cool daughter (zheng yi adopted her when he was 19 OR she's actually one of e triplets that Jianrong's wife gave birth to)
3) You know Zheng Yi's roommate Lauren.
4) You've heard abt and eventually bought albums by a local group comprising of Paul, Lauren and Zheng Yi. And u loved it. ( They play at Zheng Yi's cafe too at night )
5) You read books and comics by Zheng Yi.
6) You've got this gorgeous pencil sketched artwork done by Zheng Yi, that's hanging in ur bedroom wall. You love it. U managed to bag it away from another 100 bidders at an auction for $2.7 million which will go partly to charity and mostly to well... Zheng Yi of cos.
7) You probably visited e castle that sits in e middle of e Botanical Gardens whose design was a joint effort by Ah zhao and Zheng Yi.
8) You jus saw Zheng Yi ride past you on this white handsome steed on orchard road.
9) One of you guys/gers would have a son whom Zheng Yi's daughter is betrothed to.
10) You know that Zheng Yi is single.
11) You were one of e 2 billion ppl that shouted encore at e end of Zheng Yi's concert in some stadium that can actually hold 2 billion ppl.
12) You just attended Zheng Yi's funeral. With Zheng Yi just sitting beside you listening intently to all e touching speeches his friends and family has made for him.
13) You ever visited Zheng Yi when he was a monk at DeGuang Temple somewhere in China and brought him e alcohol, cigarettes, meat and comics he requested.
14) Your child was taught by Zheng Yi in JC or university and he/she decided to emulate this really funky teacher of his/hers. And FINALLY, he/she loves e Chinese language.
15) You read that gossip all over e papers abt Zheng Yi's and Tao Jing Ying's really steamy love affair.
16) You were there in Beijing to cheer him on when Zheng Yi completed his cross-country bicycle trail from Singapore to Beijing.
17) You testified for Zheng Yi during a hearing where he was accused and eventually proven innocent for e murder of Ho Yao Shun.
18) You were paddling furiously with e entire population of Singapore along e coasts of Singapore when Zheng Yi was trying to prove his erroneous claim that Singapore is a 'floating island which could migrate from place to place' . (HMM.)
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